[Panic fuck]

The act of mindlessly lashing out at another when the person feels threatened or in danger.

Beware the ambitious man, they will panic fuck you if they feel exposed.

by Ajmc6760 March 21, 2017

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

Destination fucked

She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig

And she has just gone to destination fucked!

by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018

contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Fuck It Fridays

Internal company policy that mandates that you log off and stop working at 5pm on Fridays and that do not start back up on work until Sunday, when you're prepping for the new week.

(Coined by the co-founder of the tech start up, Yogi.)

person 1: "damn, I'm so burned out from all these late nights."
person 2: "yo, don't worry, it's Fuck It Friday today, just go home."
person 1: "I love Fuck It Fridays!"

by Seiken Gyakuzuki November 19, 2019

fucking moron

One level of stupidity above a regular moron.
(noun) A very stupid and foolish person.

One who has an IQ score of below 20.
The Secret Service code name for Donald Trump.

Staff member: "Mr Secretary, why are you so mad at President Trump?"
Secretary Rex Tillerson: "Because he's a fucking moron."

by Kylox October 13, 2017