fish poo

A juvenile code word which means bastard. Generally used in elementary schools from about grades 3-6.
bass = a type of fish
turd = another word for shit
bass+turd = fish poo or fish poop

4th grader A: That fish poo Brandon nailed my beach.
4th grader B: What a little bastard.
4th grader A: Dude, shut the flip up! Our teacher is right behind you!

by a certain mr. potato June 10, 2014

pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.

"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."

by B June 29, 2004

fish goggles

Placing your balls on someone else's eye sockets.

Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!

by Gabe A June 23, 2008

Fish Snacker

A derogatory slang term for Prostitute.

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."

by Enderwign September 22, 2007

lying fish

A person who conceals the truth, conjures inaccurate facts, or avoids answering questions appropriately in a poor fashion

A bad liar

Someone who lies or hides truths poorly

I saw Kyle making out with Marge in the break room, and then when I asked him about it he said he didn't. He is such a lying fish.

by LadyAlkro January 16, 2011

rat fishing

The art of fishing for rats with normal fishing tackle. This is typically done in an Urban setting where the fisherman has a greater chance of snagging a rat. The fisherman typically has a better chance of catching a rat when he is on higher ground, a balcony is a good place. Typical bait would include anything from you garbage can but onl bologna and chicken prove to be the best.

"Hey Tim!! Lets go Rat Fishing tonight!!"

by Shadvick September 22, 2008

fish-bird

A term describing an very offensive and nauseating odor that eminates from a penis that remains unwashed for days after having intercourse with a woman's love pocket.

Jon Martin had wicked fish-bird after drilling his old lady and not washing for a week, because he is a nasty bastard.

by Scott Nelson January 30, 2003