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Pickup Family

A bunch of people arrested for being sex offenders
Ay yo watch out or you’re gonna be like the pickup family.
by Topshaggercal December 4, 2019
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Family

People you are stuck with for life. Sometimes they can be a real crook in your lot. Fortunately, you can unabashedly be sarcastic and backwards with them and they don't take it personally....usually...and if they do well I guess that just to bad. ..
Yes, I am spending Thanksgiving with my family, but I'm not sure I'm thankful about it...
by Blobfish88 November 19, 2021
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Family

Family is not necessarily genetics, but the time and energy you spend together. It's the valuable work that goes into it. the familiarity that builds up, that makes you grow stronger together as a "family". It's the people where you feel most comfortable and happy, where you feel at home and secure.

-my subjective view
The family (after 2 days): Hey

You: Boah i really missed you guys
by Innerworld January 8, 2021
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A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Legion Family

A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"
Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..
by DontCare Cowboy June 28, 2011
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Hollie family

the hollie family is originally from texas but a lot of them moved to minneapolis minnesota this is the best family out of the minneapolis and they aren’t a family to fuck with
by gang :) October 9, 2021
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family guy

Absolute garbage. Go watch Metalocalypse, older episodes of South Park, or Bob's Burgers if you want something funny.
Family Guy is not funny. It's not even a good TV show!
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