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failbait

A cute girl who appears to be under 18 and whom would be classified as jail bait but in actuality is older than 18.
Bob: Dude that cute chick is TOTAL Jailbait. Jack: umm she's actually 20. Bob: Man that's Failbait!
by Imakittymewmew November 15, 2010
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failed chav

right there is a chain of chavs at the top, gangstas who are the ones tat were bandanas and jeans and mostly topless or with a tanktop and are usally black and really cool, failed gangstas/chavs the one that made that look brtish(shit)burberry and lonsdale shit,failed chavs(the ones that are racist mother fuckers tht are really annoying)who go around sayin were the best innit you fuckin greebo,failed failed chavs charlie p from rednock
Charlie L(hes kl):hey u failed failed chav
Charlie P(wanker):hey fuck off im gonna cry now and be a faggot
by Jables a.k.a james alvis June 5, 2007
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male fail

An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.
Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!
by urbana205 September 20, 2011
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Fail

Maetuss Nipitnorasetklh (mae, olympic, phosphate)
Did you see that ball game last night? Its name was fail.
by sapface December 7, 2006
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Failure Boat

Usually a large amount of people who fail who gather and socialize.

Most likely having captain.
All aboard the failure boat with Matt as your captain.
by unholy waffles September 29, 2008
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Failcaster

that Failcaster is well good init.
by analalan February 4, 2009
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epic fail

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".
Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.
by yoyoyoyoyoo April 7, 2009
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