When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014
Get the drunk dump mug.1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009
Get the drunk mail mug.when your eyes burn at the end of a night of drinking because of all of the cigarettes you smoked/people around you smoked.
by haybetch August 27, 2011
Get the drunk burn mug.Drunk bitchess get drunk and do shity things so you call the "drunk bitches." They can't handel there shit and its annoying they dont know how to drink like a real women.
Girl who gets drunk and fucks shit up and is annoying or fakes being drunk. so they are drunk bitches
by Nicole7633 August 28, 2010
Get the Drunk Bitches mug.The hour or so immediately following Last Call when the roads are flooded with habitual drunk drivers. Driving during drunk o'clock is exceedingly dangerous for fairly obvious reasons. Most sane people are home with the doors locked during this time.
Sometimes also called drunk thirty
Sometimes also called drunk thirty
Steve was ecstatic to learn that the night shift paid a whole $1.50 an hour extra. Little did he realize that night shift meant getting out of work at exactly the same time the bars close and having to drive home at drunk o'clock
by BIllyoh! March 31, 2017
Get the drunk o'clock mug.catherine and i were cruising down the road, passing by several homeless people drunking by a dumpster.
"whoa -- look at those freaking trash drunks!"
"whoa -- look at those freaking trash drunks!"
by xty October 21, 2006
Get the trash drunks mug.when some one is drunk-high and is attempting to ride his heely shoes and is falling alot "very funny"
haha you should have seen tucker at the party last night he was drunk heelying and broke his ankle off the stairs
by mink mysta October 29, 2007
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