Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

The Crunch Time

The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.

Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.

by Monkayman April 8, 2021

Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.

We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints

by The Gitfiddl3r May 24, 2021

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Botrastimo ClenchDajon

A very handsome young man.

Botrastimo ClenchDajon is a fine man.

by RoxeeKodone July 1, 2021

Superman Clench

When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.

Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?

by SmileyFarts October 15, 2021