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Etude-checker 

(1) A charlatan posing as a trumpet instructor who offers no educational benefit to the student. (2) One who assigns etudes without offering help of how to play them. (3) One who checks off etudes each lesson regardless of the student's progress.
Charlie didn't help me learn how to play the trumpet, he just listened and checked off the etude and assigned another one for next week, since he isn't a real trumpet teacher, but an etude-checker.
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run up a check 

To get a whole lot of money usually referring to thousands of dollars or more
We bout to run up a check!
run up a check by BoogieBrayne March 10, 2017

The Chicken is Burning 

trolling parents of 7 year old cod players. made popular by Minnesota Burns
"Ma'am, the chicken is burning"

Nipple Chicken 

A game played between two individuals in which each person pinches, twists and otherwise irritates the nipples of the other person. The player going the longest without screaming or flinching is the winner.
I kicked my girlfriend's ass at nipple chicken and I've got the bruises to prove it.
Nipple Chicken by Cartwheel 1972 October 18, 2011

smell check

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.
Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.
smell check by Adam L. Bennett December 15, 2008
Word of the Day on September 17, 2007

Check yourself before you wreck yourself 

Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.
"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."

"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"

Chicken nigger 

A burnt chicken nugget
Dude: bro all these chicken nuggets are burnt

Dude2: ha u got a bunch of chicken niggers