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knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015
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bread flakes

T TOASTER IS A BREAD FLAKE,, A VERY FLAkEY BREAD FLAKE TBH
ass flakes: g good night bread flakes

bread flakes at 6 am: :notsus:

!!? the not sus is an emote okay j jeez
by loliguts March 24, 2021
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bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
by whobedat June 18, 2015
mugGet the bread monstermug.

beef bread

"What's Beef Bread?" "It's meat in the shape of a Brea-BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD!"
by Da_Fancy_Kat April 29, 2021
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Bread && Butter

Bread&&Butter is a zero-chill festival in Berlin, with a fire lineup, serious munch and style hotter than the U-Bahn in July.
"Are you going to Bread && Butter this year?”
“Duh! Is Berghain open every Sunday?”
by Bread&&Butter June 19, 2018
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Bread

by guybbc March 6, 2018
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