Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.

Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!

Brandon Boxley by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021

Brandon Rosales

Sexy af. Angels lover 🥰

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.

Brandon Rosales by Eden-jay May 12, 2021

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Brandon Oropeza

A rude, cold, no good friend that will backstab you!

"Yea he's a real Brandon Oropeza"

Brandon Oropeza by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021

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Brandon Toth

A big baller who is great at basketball. Very nice, funny and legendary. He is the legend 27.

STOP BRANDON ABUSE!!!

That's a great shot. He must be a Brandon Toth.

Brandon Toth by Destiny56 May 26, 2021

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