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Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn
by I love my dogs November 10, 2019
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cambodian beard

When a girl is sucking your dick, and just before you cum, you jam her head down on your cock and shit, then it flows onto her chin and she has a Cambodian beard.
by JoeblowLids April 19, 2018
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Beard

The structural resemblance a female and male share. The lower half of the body near the inside of the legs is recognized as the beard of the woman, while men tipically present their bear openly near the mouth and nose of the face.
Male: Just do whatever to get this beard off my face. What's the best way?

Barber: The brazilian wax is pretty popular, I'd say.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Full Beard

An unkempt, unshaved pubic area of any gender
Wow.... the last woman I was with had a full beard down there ! It was so full, iI had to stop and ask for directions to her clit two times !
by Gar Goyle July 1, 2024
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Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 10, 2024
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mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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Gray-bearding

the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
by Wisevalve November 6, 2010
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