bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015

Beard

Cunt

Beard is a cunt

by BentWeird February 7, 2024

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025

beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.

Patrick was bearding off this morning

by Resin factory September 25, 2020

The Beard

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair

'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'

by Choppin Grove March 12, 2009

D-beard

Short for "douche-beard." An asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. Does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. With the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent.

Did you see that guy just walk in? Color Me Bad wants their d-beard back.

by FindingRachael November 29, 2015