pied in the ass

to be owned, as in murtaghed, or perhaps even eragond; or, to be literally fucked in the ass

Sheckelles: "yeah, i stuffed Paul's shot sooo bad the other day"

Brandon: "yeah dude, he was completely pied in the ass"

or

Corey: "i heard Cassidy pied Paul in the ass the other night"
Sheckelles: "i knew those two were fudgepackers"

by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006

Swamp ass

Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one

I did a workout in then I got mad swamp ass

by How to fix shit June 12, 2018

Ass Piss

When only pure juicy liquid comes squirtting out your anus.

Man, those taco's gave me some serious ass piss.

by Toque August 13, 2003

soft ass

some one who comes off as a sissy or just plain soft.

" yo look at that soft ass over there actin big "

by adio July 14, 2005

funk ass

a foul or raunchy smell (like the kind of smell when someone leaves food in their car for a really long time)

When Natalie got into Libby's car she said, "damn homie, yo car smells like funk ass"

by Libbeth December 19, 2005

fake-ass

Describing or pertaining to one's innability to accomplish their motives. When one tries to be something they are not. Can also pertain to inanimate objects.

Look at that fake-ass player trying to draw that girl in with his fake-ass spinning hub caps.

by Toshi Iba November 26, 2006

ass clap

when a woman is thick and her butt cheeks including muscle and fat and can move them towards and away from each other (kind resembling a clapping motion.)

I love it when you got your ass clappin' for me (with hands clapping in the background)

by CNC March 23, 2005