Ham slop

A term to describe children, or offspring

This Child was lost in the super market, (walking up to a distraught couple) Is this your Ham slop?

by Swooper166 January 23, 2021

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.

Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

HAM

Hunt A Muslim

Person 1: Bro I’m about to go HAM
Person 2: Home and masturbate?
Person 1: Hunt a Muslim bro

by DiabetesCleetus November 22, 2018

Ham

He is handsome, he has a athletic body and he is sporti. He talks in the way he flirts but that's how he speaks.

Ham means unique

by anonymous November 24, 2021

ham

to ham someone

I am going to ham you.

by iammethisisme September 28, 2020

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023