window licker 

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

window licker by Adz H January 10, 2006

window boy 

A kid who makes sweet love to any window at any time at any place. Technely someone who lost his or her verginity with a window.

you and your mom are window boys

window boy by c/a1c May 8, 2006

window licker 

A brand new Private who just entered basic training, and is called this due to the stunned look and apparent lack of jaw control when said Private arrives at his/her basic training company and sees his/her drill sergeants for the first time.

Private Snuffy you dumb ass window licker, quit gawking and get your ass off of my bus!

window licker by justjeansandboots March 29, 2013

Window dressing 

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.

I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.

Window dressing by Curtain cum August 29, 2018

Window Fogger 

Similar to a "Window Licker"... An "Open Mouth Breather" that gets close enough to the window causing it to fog up whilst desperately fighting the temptation to acutally lick the window...

That guy is barely smarter than his window licking family... He's just a window fogger...

Window Fogger by Sofa King What March 4, 2009

To the window, to the wall 

Refers to the hierarchical practices that exsist at OCC (Orange County Corrections) that require an inmate, that wants to interact with a Corrections Officer directly, to interact with the senior member of their race who will decide if wether or not to pass the information or inquiry on to the CO on duty in the common area who is usually located in a secure zone behind a window, but if an inmate does not follow that procedure and chooses to talk to the CO directly then he is in violation of the inmates standards of behavior, all the other inmates of the same RACE as the violator will announce “to the window! To the wall!” And will convey the inmate from the window where he tried to circumvent the standards to a wall nearby, where the group en masse will provide an extensive ass beating to the inmate, the thrashing will have a duration that will equal the amount of time it takes for one of the punishers to have exerted enough effort for “sweat to run down their balls” (This is the origin of the lyrics used in the song “get low” by Lil’ Jon and the East side Boys.

“To the window, to the wall
Till the sweat runs down my balls!”

To the window, to the wall by Rev foster January 11, 2023

Rear Window 

When someone lays under a glass table and than another person shits on the table.

Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table.

Rear Window by Bluely December 9, 2008