Meat Rash

Rash presenting it's self primarily on genital area. Which is generally a result of excessive masturbation.

I spent a couple hours to my self last night. Now I have this raging case of Meat Rash.

by The Meat Men August 26, 2011

Meat Sprinkler

Referring to either male or female genitalia that emits fluid from it typically in a squirting fashion.

SHE/HE sucked on my meat sprinkler until it was able to water the grass. Or my meat sprinkler was rubbed until it squirted all over the place.

by Larry Larry Larry July 4, 2018

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014

Monica's Meat

That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.

Monica's Meat: It's Monicin' time

by Rionox February 23, 2023

meat delirium.

When u work all fuckin day and eat messy meat feat till u don't even kno who ur eating with

Pat ate so much meat he got meat delirium. and didn't kno who the fuck Jon was

by JonnyBoss May 29, 2016

meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.

Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?

by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015

Accidental Meating

When a staunch vegetarian or vegan person accidentally eats meat, either because they thought the food was made of a meat substitute or because one of their friends tricked them.

Brooke: "Annette almost choked when I told her that those drummies she was wolfing down were made of REAL CHICKEN, not some bogus soy substitute. So she had an 'accidental meating.'"

Greg: "Wow. I've never seen her eat actual meat before. Guess we can't let her live that one down!"

by Brooke The Video Editor October 24, 2011