The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.
Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.
by Helostlol March 15, 2021
Get the Covid Shitsmug. someone who is generally not a bad person but, when added to a turdhurder (ringleader) they become mindless douche bags.
Joey and johnny were just fine untill jack showed up to turdhurd them. what stupid shit sheeps
shit sheep
shit sheep
by kwil15 June 3, 2010
Get the shit sheepmug. Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing
by Real World June 2, 2014
Get the Kicking the shitmug. When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!
Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
by The Big Bad Brandon December 8, 2009
Get the Shit Shuffmug. The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.
Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."
Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
by Trigga45 September 24, 2013
Get the psychic shitmug. by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019
Get the Hairy Shitmug. A situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
e.g When somebody nips into a parking space that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes.
Diane: Hey Ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that space,lets wait.
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!
(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!
All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)
Sam: Well spotted Miss D! You are so cool!
(5 minutes later)
Ginny:NO WAY LOOK! There's snaggletooth! nipping in to the space we have been waiting for! What a SHIT-ARSER!!
All three: She should know bettda!!(look it up)
by bettybug03 March 8, 2011
Get the Shit-arsermug.