Cat Theory

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

H theory

Happiness theory, a set of hypothetical beliefs that happiness and euphoria will be the cause of human conformity.

H theory is not New Age BS like other theories out there.

by W3ird-X November 8, 2021

black strat theory

used as a term that describes bad guitarists. it collides with the fact that the black strat is a very popular beginner guitar.

you see someone playing badly on a black stratocaster, hence comes the black strat theory.

by agoust092 December 8, 2025

Ruffling Theory

The Ruffling Theory is an elaborate scam technique used by broke individuals mostly teens. How it works is that you would buy something online that could be anything, clothing, electronics and etc. Then after receiving the item you would tell the company, bank or whoever you used to make the transaction with that you item never came or that it came damaged (obviously a more detailed story) and after a week of checking the claim they would send back the money. Leaving you with the item and your money back spent with the item.

ruffling theory Guy 1: Bro have you heard of the ruffling theory?
Guy 2: No what's that?
Guy 1: Its basically a scam used online to get free stuff.
Guy 2: Sick!

Ruffle Kid 1: Dude! I just ruffled $300 worth of supreme clothing last week.

by ItsEbro February 14, 2018

Game Theory

Game theory is something that people can use when in a competitive scenario during gameplay. It is also used during war, and business, because it solves problems based on psychology!

*Playing Among Us (a very famous game)*
"I have to use game theory during the game or I could lose!!" Said y/n.

by Lana a piranha? June 16, 2021

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025