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glen landing middle school

the school full of popular sluts like victoria, autumn, abby, and more.
i fucking hate glen landing middle school because everyone there is a bitch
by whoremaster101 November 16, 2019
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Moon Landing

A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.

Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.

As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.

As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.

At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Me and my partner decided to stage a moon landing last night.
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
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Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.
- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.
by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022
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physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.
Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!
by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025
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Icy Land

The first area in HyperRogue. Known for being really fucking boring. Utilizes a heat gimmick that retarded Icewolves can be messed up with.
Guy 1: Alrighty, just quartered Icy Land. Time to find another area.

Three random fucking Yetis that spawned at once:
by FlumberFan9448 September 9, 2023
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Taking land (BACK) from

The quiet part he doesn't say out loud
Hym "They are taking land (BACK) from white farmers (Who were installed by a more technologically advanced civilization to exert peripheral ownership of the people I the country because (as Gayve Jewbin has said in the past) if they own the food, they own the populous) That's what he means to say."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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