Clam Broth

Noun: The salty yet bitter fluid excreted by a gonorrhea infested vagina. Typically served at room temperature.

No one at the wedding was pleased that Donna served her clam broth to all the sick kids.

by Ranchman January 17, 2017

The Clam

The Clam - toilet, the shitter, bog hole.

‘Give me a minute, gotta go sit on the clam and drop a pearl. Been holding it in since Tuesday’

by Slatsy February 1, 2021

clam bashing

Two girls who scissor

These 2 girls I know like to clam bashing all the time.

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.

After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam

by JDubya67 June 11, 2019

clam slammer

The act of a naked woman repeatedly and aggressively forcing her vaginal lips upon another woman's during the act of lesbianic love making.

Blimey Sharon, you were really giving it some last night, I haven't had a good clam slammer like that in years.

by tony2x June 7, 2016

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011

Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away

she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!

by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012