A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.
When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.
by Missing December 21, 2024
Get the Mattmug. The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda
by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010
Get the matt-the-dummymug. by ItsEro November 14, 2020
Get the Matt Teetermug. by Lucy m UK December 3, 2021
Get the Matt Hardymug. tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
Get the matt baxtermug. matt has a dig bick
by its big boy November 8, 2019
Get the mattmug. "old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
Get the Matt Brumptonmug.