An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008
Get the Shit-Towel mug.When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
by Ragatron December 22, 2013
Get the shit slotting mug.Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.
Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc
Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc
"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"
by RoganG February 7, 2018
Get the Crim shit mug.a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022
Get the mammoth shit mug.Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."
Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
by DairyMilker August 20, 2011
Get the Economic shit mug.When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
by Shmunky June 21, 2023
Get the Powerlifter Shit mug.The act of ingesting something that disagreed with your stomach, resulting with an explosive shit so powerful, that it ricochets of the toilet bowl and lands on your butt cheeks, thus resembling freckles.
Murphy ate the Curry Chicken Special earlier, and it sounds like he has a case of the freckle shits.
by Torra1187 June 3, 2010
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