Swiftshit

When you have to take a shit but you're busy doing something else, so you go and push your butthole to shit swiftly, which typically leads to a Poseidon's Kiss and feeling like an unhygienic idiot. (If you weren't one already)

Gaylord is a queer playing League of Legends, and has to take a shit really bad.
Gaylord: Goody , I better take a swiftshit

by Elephantbooty August 9, 2016

switch

Someone who over reacts and switches between moods frequently

Kim is being such a switch.

by urbanprodigy June 28, 2016

swifty

a cool guy likes fish or whity cool and epic should be in the world reccords for the biggest nerd

your such a swifty

by wdog dog June 7, 2016

swift denial

Hasty denial of one's actions or words that can cause a surprise or disbelief.

The swift denial of a law enforcement officer on information about a city mayor being involved in drugs has raised the eyebrows of some police and government officials.

by UpiCha December 17, 2016

swift game

quickly dodging in fights or slap boxing never to be touched

Damn my boy swift as fuck
DJ's swift game strong as hell

by YoungZuse February 8, 2017

swift akan

Swift akan is a very good player. Some call him THE GOD

"OMG who is this fucking god"
An old man leaves the shadow and says:
"Look, little child. This is Swift Akan"

by Pedro bigno de las vegas February 27, 2017

Switch

A fun family game where each player puts one finger in their mouth and another up their ass. When the other person says "go", you switch the hands you are performing each action with.

There's this game my father taught me years ago, it's called "switch". Eh, the premise of the game is: you take one finger, put it in your mouth, the other one goes up your asshole. When he says "go!" you switch.

by SuperEd1001 March 25, 2017