twinkie supprise

when a guy sucks the filling out of a twinkie and shoves his dick in it and fucks a girl, and the girl eats it afterwards is a twinkie surprise

did you hear David gave Charmany a "twinkie supprise"

by octavio25 September 23, 2009

chef's surprise

When you open up a girl's pussy real wide, and, disgusted by what you see, throw up in it.

If you're squeamish whenever you see private parts (you big pussy...) then the chef's surprise is the move for you.

by Some idiot that thinks you are gay August 21, 2006

Surprise Sex

Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.

You can't rape the willing, so now it's just surprise sex!

by Death's Stalker October 13, 2007

Seattle Surprise

u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her pooper and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut butter and rub in on ur cock, then make the doggy lick it off, then u cum in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)

Dylan: Last night was so crazy. I went back to her house,
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!

by Chris1392 December 20, 2007

Surprise Sex

A Descreit way to explain rape

"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"

by Pedalzlala October 15, 2007

Lobster surprise

When you unknowingly use a word that has a salacious, alternative meaning.

Grandma, you should look that word up before you use it, or you'll get a lobster surprise!

by sassycatny November 17, 2020

towel surprise

When you take a wet towel and drag it down the crack of your ass to leave a dark brown streak of shit and ass hair. The towel is then usually strategically placed in the laundry hamper so that when someone reaches in to fetch the dirty laundry, he or she can't help but get a handful of ass in the process.

Thomas left a two foot long towel surprise in the laundry hamper this morning when he found out it was his 19 year old daughters turn to do the laundry.

by Gertrude Smith August 23, 2005