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Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.
I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.
by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025
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stone

me
I am me my name is Stone.
by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024
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Stone Woods

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019
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Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day
by Sdog May 20, 2019
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Stone souping

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.
Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”
by Darkphantomx July 2, 2025
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Ketney stone

ket•ney stone

/ˈketnē stōn/

(Noun)

Def.: Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption
Doctor: these wooks have been coming in with severe Ketney stones lately
by TheTallestPsychonaut March 3, 2021
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Conglomerate Rolling Stone

A rolling stone gathers no moss; with some exceptions.
Some people just can't bear the single life, so approximate the rolling stone life by forming a conglomerate stone that they hope will survive rolling without fracturing.
"Oh so you're going nomadic?"
"Nah, conglomerate rolling stone style. The missus can come with."
by GregTheConglomerate June 18, 2024
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