Spits

Spits is a slang word for blowjob or head

She gave me the spits in the staircase

by BillyBobJoeJrJackson3rd August 21, 2019

Spittin lama

When getting head you proceed to cum on her neck then you lick it off and spit it in her face in hopes her mouth is open too. You can then let her know that when Lamas spit at you its their way of showing they like you. Thus you are the spittin lama

Man im so into this chick ima be a spittin lama tonight!

by Christy7609 December 7, 2019

Spitting Chipmunk

During a threesome, the act of nutting into one girls mouth then squeezing her full cheeks until it squirts onto the other girls face giving her a facial.

"Oh my gosh I can't believe she let me do the spitting chipmunk with her and her friend. Shit went everywhere."

by lordhorsecock January 2, 2020

spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing

John is the spitting double of his father

by danydevitoes May 17, 2020

Spitbox

A person who is so thirsty for attention they would suck your genitals to get it

Stop being such a spitbox

by R2D2 the analysis June 30, 2020

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020

spitch

the combination of making a speech while bitching.

Shanda sat at the table and began to spitch about men.

by FartMastuhFlash June 13, 2020