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Fucker Sucker Bitch

The worst human beings to exist. Make everyone's life hell by fucking, sucking and bitching on each other
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City Slicker

Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.
Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!
by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021
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finger sucker

people who watch ssundee, cocomelon, and daddyofive

kids who play among us
cheeto eating finger suckers
Dang that cheeto eating among us playing finger sucker just graduated from cocomelon to ssundee
by exxtuhcee December 29, 2021
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blob sucker

when someone dares to suck your blob
hey Micheal, don't you even fucking dare to suck my blob again you fucking blob sucker!
* Micheal proceeds to suck his blob *
by brigidonzio January 5, 2022
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Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck
I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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lil_smuckers

lil_smuckers is a very tall girl with thick bleach-blonde hair and super indulging brown eyes. she has a bad taste in men. she gives the best advice and she’s there for everyone all the time. she is the middle ground in most situations, the voice of reason. she knows what she’s talking about too. she has the most epic best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for each other. she’s good in school although she prolly hates it but because she attracts people easily, she has a lot of friends everywhere. just DO NOT piss off lil_smuckers you will rerget it!!!1!11!!1!!!
“who dat boy”

“oh, it’s only the coolest tyler the creator fan ever, lil_smuckers. she’s the coolest. AND she’s a bombshell. I wanna be just like her.”
by deeznutsballseven March 19, 2022
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Lemon sucker

Hey Lemon Sucker, try opening your eyes
by Coolkid9987 April 3, 2022
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