Shark

A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.

Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.

by Shark-style October 11, 2022

Shark week

The time that a woman has PMS until her period is over. Usually refers to her bitchy mood and the unpleasantness of being in her presence during that time.

Giving men a signal to stay clear of her for their own safety.

When a woman becomes hard to rationalize with for several days in a row.

She’s been a bitch the last few days, it must be shark week.

by A.Cinko December 15, 2025

Sharked

To make someone bleed during sex

He sharked me last night

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020

Shark

Wowww. Real proud of you there.
this is not about sex. it's about murphy, a kind hearted shark who's just trying to provide for his family. How dare you insult him. You could have killed him.
Again, not sex.

"Honey, there's a shark in my pants!"

by sack of dirt March 15, 2023

Shark magnet

Caucasian, you know how there are no black shark attack victims.

Son, I ain't no racist but don't go in the water with him he's a shark magnet shark bait.

by Annabond September 19, 2015

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

shark flippin’

defeating an opponent using the most ludicrous possible method. ( originally a reference to tonic immobility caused in sharks by flipping them on their backs)

Gandalf’s plan to send Hobbits into a volcano was straight shark flippin’.

by 20pctBritish August 31, 2020