"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"
by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006
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A word used within the asexual community, it can mean 2 things:
a) It can be a greeting, usually used within the chatrooms.
b) It can be used as a slang term for asexuality, similar to and usually an alternative to ''ace''.
It had started of as a chatroom in-joke between a few members.
It had originated from ''Hai'' (LOLcatz speak), which was a common way of greeting newcomers to the forums, until it was discovered that ''Hai'' is the German word for Shark. And voila, the SHARKS where born. It is now an increasingly popular term within the online asexual community, which is usually typed in all caps.
''SHARK ATTACK'' is the common follow-up.
A word used within the asexual community, it can mean 2 things:
a) It can be a greeting, usually used within the chatrooms.
b) It can be used as a slang term for asexuality, similar to and usually an alternative to ''ace''.
It had started of as a chatroom in-joke between a few members.
It had originated from ''Hai'' (LOLcatz speak), which was a common way of greeting newcomers to the forums, until it was discovered that ''Hai'' is the German word for Shark. And voila, the SHARKS where born. It is now an increasingly popular term within the online asexual community, which is usually typed in all caps.
''SHARK ATTACK'' is the common follow-up.
Asexual_one: Hi
Asexual_2: SHARK!
Asexual_free: SHARK ATTACK!!
''Yo Sharks''
''confused_newbie: So, do any of you aces have sex.
sharkin: No, I'm usually busy getting sharked''
Asexual_2: SHARK!
Asexual_free: SHARK ATTACK!!
''Yo Sharks''
''confused_newbie: So, do any of you aces have sex.
sharkin: No, I'm usually busy getting sharked''
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