sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

Sloppy Bella

Where you dump someone then get them together with your friend to replace you

I gave that guy a sloppy Bella he's with Sarah now

by KingDicksionary September 14, 2019

Sloppy Jamal

A sloppy joe sandwich with easy cheese.

Hey that sloppy joe looks different. Yeah, thats because its a Sloppy Jamal, it has easy cheese in it too.

by Amturdbaron September 15, 2019

Sloppy Churro

A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.

You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)

by The real John October 2, 2019

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019

sloppy Irishman

a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.

Woah, I think Jeremy just gave Steve a sloppy Irishman.

by dinfin November 23, 2019

sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019