a fat fagget that gets no girls and strikes out in baseball every at bat and can't catch the ball and vapes apple juice in the school bathroom with the suicided squid and loves to suck dick with James Charles and choke and gag and
make it squirt down his throat like a ketchup bottle and has the funniest most retarted hair cut
make it squirt down his throat like a ketchup bottle and has the funniest most retarted hair cut
by pussyfartsinmymouth April 4, 2022
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But most of all, he is SIGMA MALE 😳😳😳😎😎😎🫢🫢🫢🫢
But most of all, he is SIGMA MALE 😳😳😳😎😎😎🫢🫢🫢🫢
“I saw Callen Ryan in the street. It was traumatising, mesmerising, cathariating, intriguing experience”.
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by @ryans_longboard December 8, 2020
Get the Ryan McFadden mug.The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.
These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
Never getting sex,
All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,
Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
Never getting sex,
All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,
Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2
Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan
Ryan Syndrome? - guy2
Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan
Ryan Syndrome? - guy2
Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
by the woogier June 14, 2011
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Best known for songs such as "When The Stars Go Blue" (which evil Tim Mcgraw and his song stealing squad butchered), and I guess now for "Halloween Head" the one song by him that when I hear it I turn it off.
He's written like ten albums in seven years.
Heartbreaker -ok
Gold -good
Demolition -good
Rock N' Roll - not so good
Love is Hell - not so good
29 - ok
Jacksonville City Nights - ok
Cold Roses - awesome
Easy Tiger - awesome
Follow The Lights - awesome
He's with a band called the Cardinals which is pretty awesome
Best known for songs such as "When The Stars Go Blue" (which evil Tim Mcgraw and his song stealing squad butchered), and I guess now for "Halloween Head" the one song by him that when I hear it I turn it off.
He's written like ten albums in seven years.
Heartbreaker -ok
Gold -good
Demolition -good
Rock N' Roll - not so good
Love is Hell - not so good
29 - ok
Jacksonville City Nights - ok
Cold Roses - awesome
Easy Tiger - awesome
Follow The Lights - awesome
He's with a band called the Cardinals which is pretty awesome
1.) Dude: Why the hell are you wasting time writing a definition about Ryan Adams in Urban Dictionary?
Me: Because I'm a dork who is right now very tired of math homework
Dude: Oh.. do you mean Bryan Adams?
Me: OMG you are retarded.
2.) You can't tell the truth in a house of lies
And you can't see tomorrow in testerday's eyes
One shot, one beer, and a place where nobody cries
One more kiss before I go
One more night and day...
Jacksonville City Nights
3.) Um... yeah
Me: Because I'm a dork who is right now very tired of math homework
Dude: Oh.. do you mean Bryan Adams?
Me: OMG you are retarded.
2.) You can't tell the truth in a house of lies
And you can't see tomorrow in testerday's eyes
One shot, one beer, and a place where nobody cries
One more kiss before I go
One more night and day...
Jacksonville City Nights
3.) Um... yeah
by spacewolf March 1, 2008
Get the Ryan Adams mug.Ryan Giggs is one of the greatest ever Man-United players that ever lived and still is.He can also take on defenders and score a beautiful goal.
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