Blister Piss

When you piss for longer than a minute. Mostly after you just wake up.

"I woke up this morning, and had to blister piss so bad"

by Pikajew407 September 5, 2011

Piss Weak

When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.

1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"

2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"

by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.

"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."

by Lokimotive October 3, 2021

piss kink

It’s a kink where you... well like piss... a lot.

You Jimbo the girl I banged last night had a serious piss kink

by Sofaz July 4, 2017

Piss in Mouth

R. Kelly

Mr. Kelly, did you piss in mouth?

Yes.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

Viper Piss

After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.

Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!

by kuddlykitten78 September 5, 2009

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

cuntpussvaginakittypussygash

by thurstyG February 2, 2010