piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

Getting in the piss

One of the highest ranks of expressing how intoxicated you are, or will be. More aggressive form of 'getting on the piss' or 'OTP', as you are quantifying how deep you will be getting in the piss, rather than just getting on it. (See also: piss = alcohol/alcoholic beverage).

John: What are ya up to tonight mate?
Darryl: Getting in the piss bro.
John: How deep?
Darryl: Till I can't feel my legs

by djjnrsxx May 27, 2016

piss kink

It’s a kink where you... well like piss... a lot.

You Jimbo the girl I banged last night had a serious piss kink

by Sofaz July 4, 2017

Piss in Mouth

R. Kelly

Mr. Kelly, did you piss in mouth?

Yes.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

Viper Piss

After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.

Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!

by kuddlykitten78 September 5, 2009

pissing on the fire

When a joke is very funny and everyone is laughing, then that one kid just has to make another joke. The joke fails miserably, and he ruins the moment.

Person 1:That's what I did to your mother last night!
(Everyone) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Hey, I was with your mother too!
(Everyone)*Crickets*
Person 1:Dude, your pissing on the fire

by dictionarian September 24, 2013

Piss Muffin

slang for vagina

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

cuntpussvaginakittypussygash

by thurstyG February 2, 2010