party jew

A Jew that parties.

That party Jew smells.

by Thenightshade July 24, 2016

Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010

Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011

Web Jew

People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.

1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew

by jn45 June 6, 2010

jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015

jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas

Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.

by J Slasher December 7, 2020