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Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.
My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.
by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018
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Incognito hoe

A woman that does sexual favors in secret, but in daily life does not appear to be a hoe.
Man 1 - She looks like a sweet girl.

Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe
by El blanco Jesus June 1, 2019
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hoe look

when a girl farts then makes a weird facial expression.
Look the girls makin her HOE LOOK! RUN!
by csaadeh3 December 7, 2006
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Story Hoe

A person who receives a snapchat message (a.k.a "snap") which the sender also posts on their snapchat story.
I feel like such a Story Hoe after Becky sent me that holiday pic she put on her story too.
by WiseOnr February 10, 2017
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Ptolemaic Hoe

1. A hoe that pertains to Ptolemy and his belief that Earth is the center of the universe
2. A self-centered hoe
Ugh she thinks the world revolves around her, she's such a Ptolemaic Hoe.
by garigasaw December 17, 2020
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gamer hoe

Differing from gamer girls, gamer hoes are ex-gamer girls who have taken gaming and sex appeal to a whole new level. Gamer hoes are the girls who prefer to pose, twerk, show cleavage, etc. for donations and attention from gamers who can't get none. Frequently seen on YouTube, Twitch, and other websites with hordes of gamer fans. They were the reason Twitch began its 'anti-slut' policy. Even if they are really good at the games they play, they are still considered gamer hoes if they fit the description above.
Gosh, that chick Lindsay is SUCH a gamer hoe. The only time she gets a lot of donations is when she twerks.
by V' August 7, 2016
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hoes be like

Used to describe the way a female does something or may even describe her personality (which doesn't exist)
Usually used to describe all females in general
hoes be like "hoes be like" but they the hoes that be like hoes be like.
by graces secret January 3, 2021
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