mr. body massage machine

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator

"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

by One of the other Alexes February 13, 2008

Text Massage

Receiving a text message when your phone is on vibrate and located in your pocket.

Wow! I just got a text massage!

by Captain Killshit November 18, 2011

weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

Mass

An insult for a fat or large person.

Hey your such a mass!

by Cod Rainer July 12, 2007

MASS

the two words 'my ass' put together

steven: damn do you see that girl ass

mike: hell yeah

jill: stop looking at mass

by king12 January 15, 2009

Burlington Mass

Burlington is a Fuckin shithole where all gay homofaggots reside. If you live here you must suck Trump's cunt. I swear to Jesus the stores here are made of cardboard and smell like a rich persons rectum. All the kids think there rich. Personally I would tongue punch a Burley in there fartbox and make them puke.

Burlington Mass is one fuckin shithole of a metropolis.

by Masscrack January 14, 2019

egyptian head massage

Screwing somebody in the eye so hard that their brain turns to mush.

Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"

by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008