My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡

My mom is the best!

by Layla12345 September 22, 2019

zionsville moms

A social media page where helicopter mom over react about everything they see a teen doing in the town of Zionsville IN.

Zionsville mom: I saw John Doe last night on his scare board and he was causing a ruckus in the town, his parents should be ashamed of his actions.
Reality: John was quietly scaring home from work.

The Zionsville Moms always overreact

by Big boybricker October 1, 2019

birb mom

The name for a women who is like a crazy cat lady, just with birds.

Jack: "Bruh, Heather is such a birb mom."

by iancolours December 28, 2016

Soccer Mom

A soccer mom is an overly-protective mother whose role is to live the life of a child herself. She drive a huge ass SUV. She is usually shallow, ill-informed, self-indulgent, insecure. She assumes that “family value” kids like hers can do no wrong. She has never elevated herself from the high school focus of being popular, being “seen”, being “cute.” Her role in life is to “fit in,” her “thinking” is “cliché driven,” she is “family value” focused, but has no real understanding about what the term means and would be at a loss to try to define it. She feels sorry for those who do not have soccer mom credentials, who have no suv, no hellspawn (children), no “fashionably family valued” family like hers. Her hellspawns are an extension of herself, so she herself is a kid, and she molds them, transports them, educates them to think in the same shallow kid-like way she thinks. She is a “control freak” at heart with a mindset that is shallow and mindlessly routine. She doesn’t have the courage, the depth to express herself outside the “group think” of her soccer mom associates, for as in her high school days, she still seeks esteem from others by being popular, one of the gang. Wars, pestilence, poverty, the environment are issues that pass her by and always will. She is a robot, a child who has grown older but not wiser, an american dream tragedy culture has promoted, not having the depth to see or understand the sickness it has fostered

Me: *listening to Metallica in my 1969 Ford Mustang*
Soccer Mom: *drives to the side of me in a suv*
SM: You turn that awful and satanic garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it to the max*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE PRESENT AND THEY WILL GET CORRUPTED THANKS TO YOU!!!
Me: Fuck off, bitch.
SM: THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS IF I SEE YOUR STUPID CAR! NEWER IS BETTER!
SM: *drives away*
Me: Bye bye asshole..

by .u January 17, 2020

Ur mom

Gay

Get rosted

Joe:You’re the size of the galaxy my guy
Yuri:Ur mom gay
Joe:(instantaneously gets burned in a fire)

by Gru_da_god April 28, 2020

Mom minutes

When a mother figure exaggerates the amount of minutes you did or didn't do something. She makes it from the amount of minutes it actually takes and says more, this in itself is it's own antonym. Due to this can be understating or exaggerating something.

Mom: You were supposed to be home 30 minutes ago!

Son: I was supposed to be home ten minutes ago. I don't know why your clock runs on mom minutes.

by Jake145 August 10, 2012

Mom Nugget

A Euphemism for your transvestite mothers single nut.

Kyle's mom bent down to pick something up and her mom nugget fell out of her skirt.

by adamthered87 March 26, 2011