Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

whoose magoo

It is the person that makes the mistake that you have to correct or make right.

I had to correct a mistake a whoose magoo made attempting to fix a hole in the wall.

by Pearly sweet cake January 6, 2020

Swamp maggot

A term used to describe a lien junky that uses everyone and will sleep with anyone

Mate that jess chick is a real swamp maggot she will empty your sack and your wallet for a fix

by Harry hutchinson October 21, 2020

hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.

Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO

by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021

Jam Magno

Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year

Here we go again, Jam Magno is spewing some dumb shit again.

by yepman June 3, 2021