kings handshake

When you shake a mans hand and slide your handshake away. Gripping hold of their index finger and wank it off like a hooker in Las Vegas.

I shook Craig's hand and gave him the kings handshake. He loved it and jizzed in his pants.

by GTips July 21, 2017

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Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”

I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!

by lv4kiki October 1, 2014

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king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!

I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!

by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

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Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"

Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.

by Great Grandpa Ohio June 4, 2018

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King Clazz

Runescape - When times are bad, you never get any drops, you spec 0's constantly. You just had a "King_Clazz" moment. Having this title basicly means "Worst Luck Possible" or WLP syndrome. This means you can never get "Lucky" with anything.

Guy 1: "Man i just killed 5000 Abby Demons and not one whip@!"
Guy 2: "Stink!! You just had a King Clazz moment"

by Brock M October 20, 2008

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