king tut

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!
I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!
by FLCL69 March 21, 2017
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indian in the cupboard

when a person takes a solid poop and stands it upright in a kitchen cupboard.
While I was cleaning up after my epic party I kept smelling something bad in the kitchen, come to find out some jerk left an Indian in the cupboard!
by FLCL69 March 21, 2017
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