stained glass window

believed to be the remnants of a feudal alien race that would use the fragile object to reflect the rays of the sun and blind their enemies with an aurora of colorful light only to spare enough time to make a meatloaf

He threw the stained glass window onto the rock and it shattered into pieces.

by Kuckoo birdies September 13, 2003

Glasgow Tooth Brush

Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum.

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.

by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008

Glassjaw

A unique punk band that plays a truly different kind of music, that could be compared to At the Drive-In. They formed in 1998, with only 2 members at the start (J.C on guitar and Julio C. Martin on drums). They wrote several songs before adding in Ariel Arro as their second guitarist, and Willy on bass, following up with Jason Calleiro on kickass vocals. Before their first tour, though, Willy dropped out and was replaced by Anthony Lopez.
They got signed to Ides of March Records, getting their attention by playing highly energetic live shows.
They released their first album in 1999, titled Miles Ahead of Where We Left Off. After a few more tours, they switched to Eulogy Recordings and, shorty after, recorded their second album, entitled 7 Years Bad Luck (My personal favorite). After a while though, they switched over to Fearless Records, and recorded their third album Everything Is Beautiful When You Don't Look Down.

"Duuude, I saw Glassjaw live last night and they were insaaaaane."

by Kappz June 7, 2012

Polarized glasses

A cheaper option for normal sunglasses. Should be avoided when choosing glasses

Oh! You bought polarized glasses!

by xxAnimeluverxx:P January 19, 2012

olive-tasting glassblower

A homosexual pothead

Jason is such an olive-tasting glassblower! All he does is sit around smoking pot, playing video games and masturbating.

by i done know December 30, 2007

glass sandwich

a woman becomes very angry at her boyfriend. and right befor her next blow job she puts shards of glass in her mouth creating the worst blowjob experience of his life. but many do it because they actually enjoy it

"if i catch you with her again its gonna be glass sandwich for you mister"

by Doug Grafton March 19, 2007

Palestinian glasses

When a man puts his testicles spot on a girl's eyes during intercourse.

Her boyfriend got her some Palestinian glasses last night.

by pLaYaFoLyFe September 28, 2011