foot peels

Chemical Solutions that are applied to your feet that dries your feet out. Leading to the top skin flaking and peeling off and revealing a soft, smooth, inner layer.

Also an oddly therapeutic yet gross beauty treatment.

Yoooo, these foot peels made me a fucking snake, bro! I have snake feet, yo!

by chyrsisthemum December 10, 2016

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015

foot mobile

A person who is constantly trying too ride the wave.

Give that foot mobile a surfboard because hes wavy.
Look at that guy he is such a foot mobile.

by cMaJic October 22, 2018

foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.

Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.

by QuacksO November 4, 2018

noodles foot

A goofy person with hella dance moves!

That Michael is such a noodles foot!

by Anabanabobana July 30, 2017