Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong

I hate a jack crosby

by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.

Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.

by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017

ali cross

An entertaining free spirit. Loyal yet terrible communicator, often associated with a person being shy around large groups and at ease among close peers. Preferring intimacy. Enjoys the highs and lows of life as learning blocks. Excited by travel and new ideas.

I felt like such an Ali Cross at the party the other night with all those celebrities.

She was like an Ali Cross in the bedroom.

by Captainfunnybones May 14, 2017

dubble cross

you get information from someone about that person and tell that person what they said and it's called dubble crossing

(told to me from him) "she's so hot" *5 min later* *you tell whoever she is that he said you're hot. *he finds out you told her and calls you and says* "oh thanks for dubble crossing me"

by C-leader June 18, 2017

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017