crunchy

(adj) horny

Feeling crunchy today?

by peanut butter bunny rabbit October 18, 2003

crunchy

A person- but usually linked to females- that is naturally brunette but is blonde on the inside. Just as a Crunchy chocolate bar is brown on the outside but a golden yellow on the inside.

The scene: two girls (both brunette) are sitting against the outside wall of the toilet block, one crying.

"Oh my god Karren, did you just walk into the male toilets again?! You are SUCH a crunchy!"

The scene: two 17 year old boys walking on the feild at school, staring at a particular brunette girl who has just walked into the male toilets

"Damn that girl is a crunchy! If only she had big boobs.."

by Blondie:) October 11, 2006

council juice

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

by martin October 16, 2004

crunck

messed up, screwed up, awkwardness

What the crunk?
That's crunked up?

by Maximus Prime April 1, 2005

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005

Chunch

Loose combination of "chode" and "douche".

An all-purpose term to describe a guy who sucks.

Jackie: "That guy over there really needs to stop yelling. Nobody wants to hear you talk dude."

Emily: "For sure, he's a total chunch."

by sparkbop September 19, 2009