patty walters is a chode 

Patty Walters is a chode. That’s it.

“Patty Walters is a chode!”

patty walters is a chode by ch3y1226 November 3, 2017

Big Mama Chode 

A fat ass bitch with the attitude of your gf on her period and built like a chode

Damn, that bitch is such a Big Mama Chode.

Big Mama Chode by bobbymcbobbington2169 January 11, 2019

woogie chode 

The more hairy and elongated chode.

1. Your woogie chode is so hairy its like chewbaca.

2. This sucks a woogie chode

woogie chode by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004

Cheesewheel Chode 

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

Cheesewheel Chode by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Rocky Chode 

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.

Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.

Rocky Chode by JBKS November 6, 2009

Tommy-Chode 

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall

Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh

Tommy-Chode by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010

Smelly chode 

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

Smelly chode by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016