Spamuel Carter

To be a 'Spamuel Carter' is to be totally gay and poofy and love cock.

Wow that guy is such a Spamuel Carter, see him reading that gay porn.

by Bob Hannigan October 20, 2008

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009

Beverly Carter

1.Formerly known as the Heisman, includes the extension of the hand into the face of another individual to stop that individual from speaking wild jibberish.

2.The most revered award in college football.

Cam Newton is in the front running for the Beverly Carter this year.

by Tyler_Durden_100 December 7, 2010

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

Edwin Carter

A nigger that thinks he's good at basketball but he isn't. He can't even dunk and has the IQ of a 2 year old

Guy 1: I saw Edwin Carter playing basketball, he sucks.

by sehtresrghersvgesgesg October 23, 2012

legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014

Jimmy Carter

A mixed drink- vodka, grapefruit with a splash of soda

Greyhound with a splash of soda is a Jimmy Carter

by KillyJ February 28, 2015