I can't ride on that love 

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".

Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

I can't ride on that love by ZebraRedBoots March 27, 2009

You can shut the hell up 

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

You can shut the hell up by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

Now I Can Die 

A phrase used when you have accomplished everything you've set out to do. By uttering this phrase, you are implying that there is nothing else left for you to do except die.

And yes... it's just a figure of speech

"Dude, I just asked Marjorie out and she said yes! Now I can die."

Now I Can Die by The Real Elmer April 23, 2006

This Can't Be Life 

1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.

2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.

Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?

Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!

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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.

This Can't Be Life by ThatGuyHarry June 18, 2011

shower in a can 

using an aerosol can containing deoderant eg: Lynx instead of having a shower to freshen up

I didnt have a chance to have a shower before happy hour so I just changed cloths and and grabbed a shower in a can

shower in a can by banbanga February 8, 2010

Your local trash can

Absolute beast gamer chad

YO YOUR LOCAL TRASH CAN QUAD AIRSHOT THAT GUY

Your local trash can by notdoiku May 28, 2020

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009