California Transplant

People from California who have recently moved to Washington state or Oregon.

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024

california bulldozer

When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.

Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer

by Tyler Maister February 26, 2014

California

A place where the whole government is fucking corrupt and they are douchebags.

"yooo! the californian goverment is fucking messed up!"
"i agree dude!"

by TTROWitchy February 27, 2021

California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024

California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.

Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.

by I <3 California May 12, 2021

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025

California

California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),

I was arrested in California for saying I dislike biden!

by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024