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Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011
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Chad Bro

A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.
Nick is a huge chad bro.
by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011
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Polaris bro

by BigPapi1412 August 13, 2021
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Honorary Bro

by Kristen's best bro May 26, 2016
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dong bros

Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.
"What did you do last night?"
"Hung out with my Dong Bros!"
by Buttnuggers March 17, 2017
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Bro Chub

When your bro is taking about sex with his girl and you work up a chub thinking about it.
Dude you gotta stop talking about Ashleigh. Your giving me a bro chub.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Nose Bros

Term for a helpful companion who, in the situation of "nose goes", will touch your nose for you if you are unaware of it happening.

It also applies for "old-school nose goes" where you can tap someone else's nose so that they have to do it, if you're a dick like that.
When Peele started nose goes to see who would throw out everyone's trash, I knew that I had to help Key out, since we were official nose bros. I put my finger on his nose so he wouldn't have to do it.
And we all lived happily ever after as Tosh had to throw everything away. Fuckin' Tosh. You never win.
by Mr. Owl Knows How Many Licks December 7, 2012
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