asian snow angel

Just like a regular snow angel, but piss your pants first.

Hey, its a snow day, lets hide grandpa's Depends, and throw him out in the yard to make some asian snow angels.

by Captain Thunderfart January 21, 2011

Asian Larry

An actor in an Asian pornographic film with the same haircut as Larry from the 3 Stooges, hence the name. He is seen turkey-basting the female subject's anus with semen and taking a hot lunch.

Dude, that guy is such an Asian Larry. He loves hot lunches.

by Ray Padonkey November 13, 2007

Asian Chopstick Mafia

A group of people of asian decent who like to have sexual realations with hamsters and other miscellaneous rodents.

"The Asian Chpstick Mafia enjoys their improper relations with rodents."

by MonkeyMale October 10, 2003

pin-up asian

The pin-up asian is commonly found in Japan (usually in jail after caught exposing herself to children at playgrounds). The pin-up asian is sometimes elusive and will not get caught with indecent exposure due to the fact that she can be confused for a small asian boy. Her hobbies include: day-time prostitution, sushi rolling, cross dressing, impersonating crossing guards at preschools so that she can be near children, and underwater basket weaving. The pin-up asian is unable to reproduce due to her chromosomal abnormalities and is therefore on the endangered species list. Wanted dead or alive, reward for her mounted trophy head.

Is that pin-up asian day-time hooking again? Who does that?

by FCW January 31, 2009

bay area asian

Bay Area Asian is a term used to describe a specific type of person, usually Asian American, that lives in the Bay Area. This person usually uses a blaccent, dresses like a hypebeast (obsessed with jordans, nike air force ones, and supreme), says the n-word, and generally has just adopted mannerisms and colloquialisms from afro americans.

“Do you listen to 88rising?”
“Nah, too many bay area asians 🤢”

by halfmoonbydean July 23, 2021

Asian Sempai Chow

An asian with a formal addiction to the activity of watching other people playing video games with the insight of entertainment. He is also asian.

Chris Chao is going to watch the Syndicate Project later, what an Asian Sempai Chow

by Zucko November 17, 2014

Asian Hot Pocket

Before having sex with a chick, you take a shit in her vagina then you proceed to fuck her.

Dude this chick I was with last night wanted me to give her the Asian Hot Pocket.

by cope_man October 25, 2009