April 20th

Eat a girl out day

Hey girl lemme hey it

Okay ;)
Lemme eat you out

eat a girl out day
April 20th

by Monkeytoosh April 19, 2020

april 23

national castration day. a day where any female can castrate a male before april 24 also know as national rape day

i need to handle that dude who raped that girl on april 23rd before april 24

by female who fucks someone up April 19, 2021

April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

April 17

International Amy day

Yo Amy is so cool, she has it’s own day on April 17

by i love follar April 16, 2020

April 12

National Sebby Day

Aidan: yo what’s today
Solange: cerealiously

Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day

Tina: it’s national sebster day!

by bobateamonster2002 October 16, 2019

April 24th

National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!

Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"

by Obanai April 24, 2022

April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022