Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die

Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?

Anal Spear by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020

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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.

Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.

ANAL PROSPECTOR by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

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Anal Butt Sex

Nik and John, they do sex all the time

"They do Anal Butt Sex all the time when we hang out."

Anal Butt Sex by FairyBlue October 31, 2020

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anal propeller

created in ww2 Australia, Australians planned to attach dildo's connected to propellers to fly and look at german and Japanese camps. in order to use one, you must put it at least 10 centimetres deep.

those germans have quite fine anal propellers

anal propeller by everything is gay November 24, 2020