alabama avenue middle school

a pit of hell where administrators do not allow students to be original and unique. && the janitors do a shitass job at cleaning the bathrooms and there is graffiti in every stall

Yesterday at Alabama Avenue Middle School (AAMS)
Mr.Sims paddled that dude then sent him home for having green hair! WTF

by kesha January 11, 2009

Alabama fruit roll up

A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.

My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.

by Jungle11B December 5, 2017

Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2)

ALABAMA IS WHERE INCEST IS FROM THEY CREATED THAT SHIT

dude 1 " bro listen to this song"
dude 2 "lol okay"
dude 1 " lol i cant find it but i can sing it...*screaming* SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "you fuck you brother?!"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) lol

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

by mossSAP December 13, 2008

alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub

When a girl gently massages your balls over your denim jeans. Usually done in foreplay.

Before me and my girl had sex, she gave me an alabama over-the-jeans ballsack rub.

by Arcannn July 7, 2008

What in alabama betty bitch tarnation

you can use this phrase in EVERY situation!

Here's an example:

*A bird shits on your car in the middle of a desert"
You: "What in alabama betty bitch tarnation"

by iamthegobgalab December 30, 2020